SMBC is funny

I'm all up in the Evil Empire.

Why do the only pictures I have of me with famous people involve unpopular politicians? Coming next week: photos of my picnic with Josef Stalin.

Me with the President

It's always fun to have lunch with the current President of the United States, whether you like him or not. In his speech, he made a joke about the food, which is standard when speaking to soldiers, but it was a little inappropriate since the foodservice people were standing right there. I hope none of them took it personally. I'm the goofy-looking guy in the upper-right corner.

Joe Mathlete is my Hero

If he's not too good for GoogleAds, then neither am I. Pickles.