I promised much more than this but here are a few scraps:
To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
Marmaduke has escalated his sexual harrassment. His owner-lady is understandably nervous because he's FUCKING HUGE.
Marmaduke's ignorance of traffic law is supposed to amuse us. His face is disfigured because:Those are California Poppies, the state flower. Here's some of the mountains:
